Dear lady in spandex leggings pumping gas, I can see ur floral underware thru ur pants. I want to tell u but I don’t wanna embarass u. Ignorance is bliss. Xoxo TR
Dear “The Earth” ( sandwich place on campus corner), I love the fact thAt it’s snowing and while every other business establishment is slow today, urs is packed with patrons. Bravo!, TR
Dear ants trying to invade my house, U WILL NOT WIN THIS WAR! FU-TR
Dear Cop I justsaw texting and driving, Naughty, naughty! Lol! Xoxo, TR
Ninjas are most likely excellent ballerinas.